Things Are Getting Kind of Crazy in Bahrain

King Hamad bin Isa al-Khalifa seems pretty determined to not get himself Hosni Mubarked…

Government forces opened fire on hundreds of mourners marching toward Pearl Square Friday, sending people running away in panic amid the boom of concussion grenades.

But even as the people fled, at least one helicopter sprayed fire on them and a witness reported seeing mourners crumpling to the ground.

And then there was this guy waiting around the corner, and he had this tornado full of sharks. And then behind him, there was this tank made completely out of human suffering and regret. And behind that…