• Harry Reid Wants to Get Rid of One of the Two Good Things About Nevada

    Those poor Nevadanites. I feel so bad for them. First of all, they live in Nevada. Right there, huge bummer. And then on top of that, they're represented by a guy like Harry Reid. Ugh! Why are you so mean, life?! (To be fair, when given opportunity to replace Reid last fall, they were presented with something far worse.)

    As a matter of fact, there's only two things that hold Nevada back from being an un-scenic version of Utah. One of them is legalized gambling, and the other is about to become a thing of the past if Harry Reid has his way

    U.S. Sen. Harry Reid took aim at the world's oldest profession Tuesday, telling state lawmakers the time has come to have an adult conversation about Nevada's legal sex trade if the state hopes to succeed in the 21st century…

    [W]hen it comes to attracting businesses, Reid said, "parents don't want their children to look out of a school bus and see a brothel."

    So much better that they should look out their window and see Nevada.* Much much more attractive.

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    * Why am I so down on Nevada all of a sudden? Last I checked, I had almost no opinion about Nevada. In fact, I'm rather fond of their Sierra brand of pale ale.


    Tags: Gambling, Harry Reid, Nevada, Prostitution, Senate, Sex

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