Louis C.K. — while a guest on The Opie and Anthony Show — was given a rare chance to show his true patriotism when former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld called it to promote his new book, I, Rumsfeld (or something).
What is "true patriotism," you ask? I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I'm relatively certain it involves having the balls to ask Donald Rumsfeld "if he and Dick Cheney are lizards from outerspace who eat human flesh, for example: Mexican babies" about three dozen times in the span of 15 minutes…
Excellent interview. We need more people asking the tough questions about lizard people and Mexican babies like that. Unfortunately, you're not likely to see that on MSNBC or CNN anytime soon. (Well, maybe CNN, if this video ends up getting enough hits.)
Sadly — though his efforts were noble — Louis C.K.'s questions remain woefully unanswered…
"Mister Rumsfeld was courteous, but he gave me no reason to doubt that he is a lizard."
I guess it's still a coin toss, huh?
Tags: Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Louis C.K.