• Chris Christie Could Be President If He Wanted to Be, Which He Doesn't

    Argh! Chris Christie stubbornly, annoyingly refuses to just get into the clown car already!

    New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says he is confident he could win the 2012 presidential election if he wanted to – but that he doesn't feel in his heart that he is ready for the task…

    "I have people calling me and saying to me, 'Let me explain to you how you could win.' And I'm like, 'You're barking up the wrong tree. I already know I could win,'" he said. "That's not the issue. The issue is not me sitting here and saying, 'Geez, it might be too hard. I don't think I can win.' I see the opportunity both at the primary level and at the general election level. I see the opportunity."

    You see, the problem is, when you have, like, a seriously high functioning brain like Chris Christie — you know how other people only use 10 percent of their brain power? well, Christie uses 100 percent of his, plus 15 percent of everybody else's — you can visualize the #winning so well, how every last domino will fall, that actually going through with it all is boring. Been there, thought that.

    Tags: Chris Christie, New Jersey, Primaries, Republicans


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