• Collection of Cells to Address Ohio Senate Committee

    Ohio is winning the future more dramatically than President Barack Obama or former First Son Charlie Sheen ever could! Without further adieu, here's the report from your Associated Press

    A fetus has been scheduled as a legislative witness in Ohio on a unique bill that proposes outlawing abortions after the first heartbeat can be medically detected… An aide to committee Chairman Lynn Wachtmann said a pregnant woman will be brought before the committee and an ultrasound image of her uterus will be projected onto a screen. The heartbeat of the fetus will be visible in color.

    Sometimes we wonder why other countries laugh at us, don't we, America? Sometimes our feelings are hurt and we are bewildered and scared, because we simply do not understand what is so gosh-darn funny about the Greatest Nation in the Whole Wide World.

    Then something like this comes along. And we understand. We really, truly understand.

    Tags: Abortion, Ohio


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