Tworld News: Week of March 7, 2011

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All this Qaddafi-related strife in Libya comes as an even bigger surprise for most guys when they first realize that a 'Libya' isn't just another female body part they don't understand.

Huckabee is starting to make Sheen look like a real Gibson. Charles Gibson, respected journalist and host of Good Morning America and World News with Charles Gibson, that is.

Fred Phelps' thought process: If the Supreme Court ruled in my favor, and the Supreme Court represents the US Government, and the US Government supports the military, and the military loves gay people, then that must mean that I am awesome and God hates gay people. Right? Right.

Alright Christie, calm down with the confidence here, you're talking about running for President of the United States of America, not President of the United States of Fat People. Maybe if our citizens were infamous for being fat you'd win. Cause you're fat.

Everything embarrassing that could possibly be said about Charlie Sheen has already been said. By Charlie Sheen.

The iPad 2 is so light that you may accidentally swap it with your small picture frame full of $100 bills that you wipe your ass with. So much for being 'more convenient.'

If the Jews didn't kill Jesus then why do so many bad things always happen to them? Hmm? Explain that, science.

How did all those Communists get to Wisconsin?! I knew we shouldn't have knocked that stupid wall down.

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