'O brave new tworld, that has such tweeple in it' — all the romantic dramedy of the news in 140 characters.
Wait until Peter King figures out that the terms 'Muslim' and 'Islam' refer to the same people — then he's gonna be like… twice as scared. At least.
It's about time someone was severely punished for bringing 'Car Talk' into the world.
Julianne Moore has been cast as Sarah Palin in an upcoming HBO film — fingers remain crossed that HBO will capitalize on the momentum from Moore's performance in The Kids Are Alright by writing in a long-overdue Sarah Palin/Katie Couric makeout scene.
So I guess the tragedy in Japan makes Haiti jokes no longer 'too soon,' right? No? Ok.
So how about that International Women's Day– Something sandwiches…something cult of domesticity…something something all women got together and agreed to pretend that pregnancy was a 'painful' experience. See, what glass ceiling?
Did you guys hear they're making SPIDERMAN into a MUSICAL?! What's next, a movie about Facebook? And then what, we'll all just marry our pet goats? It's a sad sad world we live in.
Does anyone know if the NFL lockout will extend to Nickelodeon's right to play reruns of Episode 505 of 'Hey Arnold,' the episode in which Arnold and his fourth grade pals face off in a series of football games against the two conflicting groups of fifth graders led by Torvald and Wolfgang in order to defend their control over the vacant lot? Anyone?
"And then I made him a collective bargain he couldn't refuse" – Godfather IV: Wisconsin Family Vacation
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