• Rod Blagojevich Attempts Jedi Mind Trick on Federal Judge

    Nice try, disgraced former Gov. Blagojevich. Nice try

    A federal judge in Chicago says he doesn't think a motion by former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich to cancel his upcoming retrial is serious and so he declined to formally rule on it…

    The impeached governor's attorneys filed the motion this month asking the judge to forgo a second corruption trial and proceed straight to sentencing on his lone conviction from his first trial.

    Hey, 99 times out of 100, a federal judge isn't gonna go for a stunt like this.

    But, man, life's all about living for that 100th time.

    Tags: Illinois, Rod Blagojevich


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