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Quote Unquote: How Many Weeks Are in a Day Again?
President Obama on the transition of power, from U.S. to European forces, in Libya…
"We anticipate this transition to take place in a matter of days and not in a matter of weeks."
Excellent! I am totally on board with this statement! One hundred percent!
Though, I kinda wish he had said hours and not days. Or minutes and not hours. Or seconds and not minutes. Or nanoseconds and not regular seconds.
They're all equally as believable, but one of these would make for a more dramatic sound bite.
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