From the Pork Barrel: Dudgeon and Douchebags

* Newt Gingrich is like a mythical creature with multiple conflicting opinions, infinite balls and a full-body asshole. Plus, I'm pretty sure he spits poison.

* Keith Olbermann rises from the dead to roam Internet mocking Glenn Beck.

* Rep. Anthony Weiner portends death of Health Care mandate at hands of Supreme Court, its rebirth with glorious public option.

* Karl Rove magically finds himself fallen under the spell of powerful Freedom of Information Act.

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