• Jim DeMint Still Not Considering Running for President

    So, we've come to this? The 2012 GOP primaries is looking to be so bloated with comically ignorant cartoon characters, that now it's news when you find a comically ignorant cartoon character who is not running for president

    Jim DeMint has ruled out a run for president in 2012, choosing instead to focus his growing political power on helping to elect more conservatives to the Senate next November, according to sources close to the South Carolina senator…

    "He's said all along that he isn’t running for President and his role in the primary is to encourage the candidates to embrace conservative principles," said Matt Hoskins, spokesman for the Senate Conservatives Fund, DeMint's political action committee.

    Big news! Please retweet! We have to get the non-word not-out!

    Hey, does anybody know if Foghorn Leghorn is also not running for president? How about Juggernaut? If he's not running, somebody needs to breaks the story. This could be huge!

    Tags: Jim DeMint, Primaries, Republicans, Senate, South Carolina


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