Tworld News: Week of March 23, 2011

140 characters: Just the right amount to consume the news, way too many for your performers to effectively portray in a two-man avant-garde staged version of the Libyan uprisings.

Speaking of complicated yet mildly funny Libya-related activities…

Each Congressional cut is one dollar closer to the American dream of a Moon Bounce… on the Moon.

New York Times, Lunch, Freedom #ThingsThatAreNotFree

People who make radiation jokes are inhuman. Inhuman mutants.

Staying true to his lyrical request in 'We Trying to Stay Alive' that "if you got more than a dollar in your pocket right now, put your hands up," Wyclef inevitably got shot in the hand. Later, he and the other "refugee all-stars" were caught, as promised in the song, "rubba dubbin' in the club".

Of the 42 million people who have watched Rebecca Black's "Friday," am I really the first one to notice her likeness to Quentin Tarantino? Apart from the foot fetish, obviously.

Supermoon?! Operation Moon Bounce keeps looking better and better.

Gilbert Gottfried fired as Aflac duck for inappropriate jokes on Twitter about Japan: considers taking up job with Progressive to become second sexiest thing about Progressive commercials.

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Tags: Ann Coulter, Haiti, House of Representatives, Japan, Libya, Military, New York Times, NPR, Nuclear, Science & Technology, Twitter, Tworld News, Wyclef Jean