• Rep. Louie Gohmert Is Onto Obama's Secret Plan to Build Private Army

    Have you heard of the Ready Reserve Corps? According to an email I got from uncle's hunting buddy's grandmother's hairdresser's nephew (who may actually be my uncle, though I'm not a hundred percent on that), it's a private Gestapo-type army made available to President Obama under his Health Care Reform bill.*

    Well, that's terrible! Do you think this can in any way possibly (please!) have anything to do with the U.S. military non-war in Libya?

    Just checked with Rep. Louie Gohmert, and the answer is yes

    "Its a bad bill. And then when you find out that the prior Congress not only passed that 2,800 page bill with all kinds of things in it, including a new president's commissioned officer corps and non-commissioned officer corps. Do we really need that? I wondered when I read that in the bill.

    "But then when you find out we're being sent to Libya to use our treasure and American lives there, maybe there's intention to so deplete the military that we're going to need that presidential reserve officer commissioned corps and non-commissioned corps that the president can call up on a moment's notice involuntarily, according to the Obamacare bill."

    This is ridiculous. Why would Obama need a presidential reserve corps when he's already got that army of terror babies to work with? Come on, think about this, people!


    * Actually, it's much more benign and incredibly more boring than that.

    Tags: Health Care, House of Representatives, Libya, Louie Gohmert, Military, Texas


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