* Korey Shore's "Crying for America" is actually a pretty good song that genuinely makes you feel a bittersweet sense of patriotism. April Fools!
* Target takes hard stance against Michele Bachmann's xenophobic platform and unprincipled misleading statements, refused to do any business with her. April Fools!
* Barack Obama's choice of '12 reelection campaign manager is completely uncontroversial and is lauded by liberals nationwide. April Fools!
* House Democrats continue to impress with their cunning strategy and thorough understanding of procedure. April Fools!
* Glenn Beck makes surprisingly sober and thoughtful observation about the Middle East. April Fools!
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