From the Pork Barrel: Portrait of the Candidate as a Young Preppy

* In some dark corner of the Trump mansion, this portrait is growing increasingly shame-faced with each passing day.

* Interested in where your tax dollars went? Excited by the prospect of getting depressed? This is the site for you!

* Joe Biden — unhappy with low amount of commuter train talk in President's budget speech drifts off into sweet dreams of Amtrak.

* Jim DeMint finds common ground with reasonable Americans.

* Arizona state senate passes birther bill, robbing Kenyan imposter of much-needed path to victory through Arizona in 2012.

* Sen. Jon Kyl promises that if the #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement hashtag continues it's popularity at this rate for until tomorrow, he'll run down K Street naked! #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

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