Lest you thought that Donald Trump was nothing more than a novelty candidate whose remarkable popularity within Republican circles speaks volumes about the state of conservative America, I bring you good tidings.
Gary Busey — who was recently fired off of Trump's Celebrity Apprentice reality television show — has decided to throw the massive weight of his popular influence behind Trump's crypto-political campaign for president…
Oh! So that's what it stands for. I always assumed it stood for nonsense collection of words like that, but I didn't want to mention it because I was afraid that somebody would think that I was insane.
I'm just assuming that he always has all those microphones set up in his bedroom. Like, he probably comes back with an additional three or four after every one of his trips to the city dump, and then he duct-tapes them to the ever-increasing ball of microphones into which he is forever confessing the Escher-like monologue within his head.
That's a given, right?
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