* It's been at least 45 minutes! Why is nobody paying attention to Sarah Palin?!?!
* Barack and Michelle Obama save $100 million via Bush Tax Cuts, despite fact that they're not right kind of millionaires.
* Majority of country now trying to destroy sanctity of marriage.
* Republican voters unhappy with depressing choice of ridiculous candidates for some reason.
* Alan Keyes warns God coming to destroying America any time now… any time now… Very soon! What time do you have? I think my watch might be fast.
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