Tworld News: Week of April 19, 2011

Here's the best news-related tweets of the week that you won't wanna Passover.

Ha! I knew the government wasn't going to shut down! Nice try you Red Commie Soviet bastards!

Donald Trump still maybe sorta definitely not kind of running for President.

The one thing the GOP likes about gay people– no abortions.

Jon Kyl for President! #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

It's about damn time that LensCrafters got some recognition for its efficiency, professionalism, and abortions.

The only thing less thrilling than the 2003 remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre will be the Texas Kindergarten Accidental Gun Fire Yielding Minor Wounds… Massacre…

Well somebody had to be drunk to serve UNLIMITED salad and breadsticks! What a deal! #WhenYou'reHereYou'reFamily

France Bans Burqas; French Fries Likely to Reclaim Southern Market Back From Freedom Fries. Ketchup Sales Remain Steady.

The only remotely positive review for the 'Atlas Shrugged' film appeared in the New York Post and was entitled, "Rand old time for Ayn adherents." Yup.

Keep the tweets coming all week long with @TheInDecider.

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