If Bristol Palin isn't the embodiment of the American dream, I don't know who is.
In what other country can an unmarried teenage mother with no discernible talent or personality work her way up from a lowly multimillion dollar job as the face of Big Abstinence to become an actual reality TV star? What a country!
I just hope that this rising starlet's new show isn't so far-fetched and fiction-based as to be bordering on insulting…
[S]he has settled on her follow-up to Dancing [with the Stars], a docu-series for BIO Channel, which reunites her with fellow Dancing contestant, actor Kyle Massey. BIO has ordered 10 half-hour episodes of the untitled series, which also will feature Massey's brother, actor Christopher Massey.
It follows Bristol Palin’s move from Alaska to Los Angeles with her son, Tripp, to work at a small charity in need while living with her good friends Chris and Kyle Massey.
Nope! Totally reality-based!
I wonder if she'll be fighting vampires in her down time. Or should they maybe save that for the second season?
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