Fred Karger — the gay, Lee-Atwater-protege, can't-get-into-a-debate, Republican candidate that you've probably never heard of — has a brand new campaign video that features a demonic UFO frisbee with his name on it that he will give you if you will please kindly consider pretending that a gay guy has a chance in hell of winning the GOP nomination…
Well, that oughta do it. I look forward to seeing Karger up on stage alongside Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich next time around. I mean, after that video, I can't imagine how he wouldn't be taken seriously.
Tags: Fred Karger, LGBT, Primaries, Republicans