Newt Gingrich Finally Actually For Real Announces He's Really All-Joking-Aside Running for President, for Real

All of the announcements announcing announcements of announcements have finally paid off.

Newt Gingrich is finally cramming himself into the GOP 2012 clown car!

As excited as I am to finally have Newt officially in, I have to admit that about halfway through, I started zoning out and forgot whether I was listening to a political declaration or stop-smoking hypnosis tape. Maybe he should have thrown in the soothing sounds of gentle spring shower to really drive the mood home.

Before watching this, I'd recommend pulling out your aromatherapy fan, popping open a vial of lavender oil and slipping into warm bath. You won't regret it.