From the Pork Barrel: Osama's Pr0n

* Osama bin Laden, who was able to elude U.S. intelligence agencies for nearly a decade, unable to safely hide his jackoff folder.

* John McCain has change of heart on his change of heart about torture.

* Potential Constitutional debate between Michele Bachmann and high school student seems like unfair match. High school student should probably have to get drunk first.

* Is your governor getting inexplicably stupider? Maybe he's planning to run for president!

* You're doing a heckuva job, Alabamy.

Tags: Alabama, Arizona, House of Representatives, John McCain, Michele Bachmann, Minnesota, Natural Disasters, Osama bin Laden, Pork Barrel, Porn, Senate, Torture