From the Pork Barrel: State Politics, Wu-Tang Style

* Illinois state Sen. Christine Radogno ain't nothing to fuck wit. (See also: "Wu-Tang Financial" from The Chappelle Show.)

* Willie Nelson subtly passes Teapot Party endorsement to Gary Johnson while no one is watching.

* Michele Bachmann can read! Actual grown-up people books! Good for her!

* Eric Cantor to oil speculators: "There, there. Everything will be alright."

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