• Joe Biden Electrifies Democratic Party with News That He's Not Necessarily Planning to Mercifully Retire After V.P. Gig

    Hey, remember how everyone was all, like, "Good for you, Barack Obama, for taking that sad weird not-right-in-the-head old man who's always embarrassing himself by trying to run for president and giving him a simple job where he won't hurt himself or anybody else"?

    Yeah, well, don't look now, but that sad weird not-right-in-the-head old man seems to have gotten out of the attic somehow, and he seems to think he's still in the running for president

    Vice President Joe Biden surprised a gathering of donors in Cincinnati last week when he floated the prospect of his succeeding President Barack Obama in the White House…

    The Vice President, who has never ruled in or out running in six years, told the group he hadn't made up his mind, and cited both political conditions and his own health as relevant factors.

    But the spontaneous suggestion caught the attention of at least some in the audience, said the guest, "given he volunteered that without prompting… and given the audience."

    Best thing to do in this situation: Give him a quarter, wait for him to fall asleep and then head straight for the car.

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