• Rudy Giuliani is 9/11ths of the Way Ready to Join the Race

    Despite the fact that he's currently polling way way way way way waaaaay beneath current frontrunner Mitt Romney in the New Hampshire polls, former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani — who, if I'm not mistaken, was involved with 9/11 somehow — thinks that he sees a way to the top of the Granite State primaries

    Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani isn't just thinking about running for president next year: It's his obsession and he's already mapping out a strategy to knock off GOP frontrunner Mitt Romney in New Hampshire.

    According to a long-time supporter, New York Rep. Peter King, running and winning this time is "almost a full-time business for him."

    What's more, adds King, Giuliani has already been "talking to people in New Hampshire" about his strategy to focus all his early attention there, not the Iowa caucus, because beating Romney in the former Massachusetts governor's political backyard will propel the New Yorker's candidacy into the next two showdowns in South Carolina and Nevada.

    Well, if there's one thing we know about Rudy Giuliani, it's that he's a mastermind at strategizing primary victories.

    Like, remember last time when he decided to forgo the first dozen or so primaries so that he could really really really focus on a big win in Florida? I'm pretty sure that worked out really well for him.

    So, needless to say, I have complete faith in his brilliant machinations this time around.

    Photo by Christopher Peterson/BuzzFoto/Getty Images


    Tags: House of Representatives, New Hampshire, New York, Peter King, Primaries, Republicans, Rudy Giuliani

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