From the Pork Barrel: Eric Cantor, Humanitarian

* Does anyone know how one would go about nominating Rep. Eric Cantor for a Nobel Prize? I'm sure we can find some room in the budget for the registration fee.

* Michael "Brownie" Brown does a heckuva job criticizing President Obama for being overseas during Missouri tornado aftermath.

* Joe Biden promises to find $1 trillion to cut from budget. His salary isn't $1 trillion by any chance, is it? (Wouldn't that be convenient?)

* Uh oh. Things look even worse than I thought for Paul Ryan's budget plan. Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh are both defending it. Yikes!

* House passes bill to defund medical schools that teach how to safely perform abortions. Can't wait till they finally start defunding regular schools that use dictionaries that contain the word "abortion."

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