I don't want to alarm you, but have you noticed that there's this… thing just, like, hanging off of the tip of your continent? You know, it's actually kind of big. I can tell that somebody already tried to cut it off with some sort of a canal down there at the skinny spot, but it doesn't look like it worked. You might want to get that looked at by a doctor. Better safe than sorry, ya know?
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