* Sarah Palin launches bus tour, silly video.
* 50% of country thinks that 20% of country is gay. Which is funny because 80% of country thinks that 50% of country is wicked queeyah. (Huh?)
* Texas Gov. Rick Perry might maybe run for president possibly we'll see how things shake out, okay?
Tags: Barack Obama, LGBT, Patriot Act, Polls, Pork Barrel