• Sarah Palin Is President of Bikers

    This weekend, your Barack Obama went to Joplin, Missouri to meet with victims of the devastating tornadoes that ripped through that small town a week ago. But in more important and impressive news, America's true hero put on motorcycle drag and tried to impress bikers!

    Yes, Sarah Palin, the standard-bearer for all that is good and true about America, womankind, and humanity in general, went to make special friends at a bike rally

    Motorcycle mamas, it turns out, aren't a sure vote for mama grizzlies – if those mama grizzlies are even running for president.

    Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin roared into Washington Sunday on the back of a Harley Davidson motorcycle, to a considerable amount of skepticism from the 2012 voters everyone wants on their side: independent women.

    Palin hasn't said whether she's running for president. But she used the annual Rolling Thunder motorcycle rally for veterans to begin a multistate bus tour that will wend its way up the East Coast to New Hampshire, where the nation's first presidential primary of the 2012 presidential campaign will be held.

    In case you were wondering, America's High Priestess of Amazingness "wore a black helmet, a short-sleeved dark shirt and black pants, and she donned a black leather jacket for her ride on the back of another woman's bike during the parade."

    This is why Sarah Palin is the most important person on the face of the earth: because she enjoys a fine LARP session with biker chicks and dudes. USA! USA! USA!

    Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Barack Obama, Missouri, Natural Disasters, Primaries, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Washington DC


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