This is your weekly all you can tweet buffet of political news. Go ahead, start with the dessert table you animal.
Anthony Weiner must feel like an idiot– no self-respecting politician wears boxer-briefs.
It's nice to know that Mitt probably voted Democrat in '04 when he saw that Kerry had joined Team (John) Edwards.
Sarah Palin visits Ellis Island, finds blatant opening in Wall of Honor where Mexicans must be sneaking in.
In the spirit of her trip to Ellis Island, Sarah Palin insisted that Donald Trump join her in the momentous occasion of her first taste of 'ethnic' food, a pie-like substance that the foreigners call 'pizza.'
Chris Christie says that he'll pay for the helicopter (which he ate, because he's fat).
Chris Christie will probably have to pay for Michelle Obama's Nutrition Plate replacement of the Food Pyramid (which he also ate, because, seriously, the man is fat).
Coldplay dives into politics, looks like a repeat case of Chris Martin circa 2008 channeling Bono to write 'Viva La Vida.'
Michael Ian Black is writing a political book with Meghan McCain. Why does this make so much sense?
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