• Anthony Weiner Apologized to Bill Clinton for Penis Photo

    Here, apparently, is a thing that happened in real life I suppose

    Rep. Anthony Weiner explained himself and apologized for his conduct to Bill Clinton, who officiated his wedding to wife Huma Abedin, sources familiar with the call said…

    It wasn't immediately clear what was said on the call, but sources said that the Clintons — who are deeply loyal to Abedin — are distressed by the "sexting" scandal that Weiner immersed his wife in.

    Is this like one of those things like with chimpanzees where only the alpha male gets to sext pictures of his penis to the female chimpanzees in the pack? If so, I guess I can kind of understand this story.

    I mean, like, you don't want to be the one responsible for a former president tearing up the furniture and throwing his feces at the wall all day. I can see how that would be kind of impolitic.

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    Tags: Anthony Weiner, Anthony Weiner's Penis, Bill Clinton, Huma Abedin, Scandalgate


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