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Quote Unquote: Evolutionary War
Christian historian David Barton on how much the Founding Fathers hated the theory of evolution…
"The Founding Fathers… already had the entire debate on creation/evolution… and you've got Thomas Paine, the least religious of the Founding Fathers, saying you got to teach creation science in the public school classroom. The scientific method demands it!"
Wow! Those Founding Fathers, they really had it all together didn't they? Not only did they create the greatest nation that has ever existed in the universe, but they also invented the theory of evolution by means of natural selection decades before Charles Darwin just so they could tell it to go fuck itself!
You've got to admire that kind of proactive demagoguery.
Tags: Christianity, David Barton, Education, Evolution, Founding Fathers, Quote Unquote, Religion, Science & Technology, Thomas Paine
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