If it weren't for Twitter, where else would comedians be able to discuss political happenings (in 140-character messages)?
Vital Gingrich staffers leave campaign in part due to clash with wife. Wives; can't live with'em, can't have mildly funny divorce-centric jokes without'em.
In Palin's defense, the whole Paul Revere thing is based on a poem anyway, and everybody knows that poetry is a huge part of the gay agenda.
If Herman Cain learned anything from being president of Godfather's Pizza, it's that you should always put the sauce on before the cheese. And employees 'should' wash their hands. Oh, and that you should never sign a piece of legislation over 3 pages long.
Finally, the case of the mystery Weiner has been solved! This is just like second grade all over again!
It's understandable that Andrew Breitbart wanted to stop Weiner in his tracks when he found out that he was interfering with trademark by referring to his impressive genitalia as Mr. BIG Government.
Weiner's Wife Preggers, or as pizza king Herman Cain would say, 'Prego!'
Dr. Jack Kevorkian makes headlines in death-related story.
Now that Rick Santorum is running for president, we can only hope that he dominates in the polls so there can be an ironic headline that reads, "Rick San-tore-'em a new asshole"
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Tags: Andrew Breitbart, Anthony Weiner, Anthony Weiner's Penis, Callista Gingrich, Herman Cain, Jack Kevorkian, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Sarah Palin, Tworld News