Gratuitous Newtity

Some paparazzi photographer guy had to see this. And then the C.H.U.D.s at TMZ had to see it. Then some political bloggers had to see it. Then (and this is the worst part) I had to see it.

And now you have to see it. That's how these things work. Pay it forward…

Okay, so that's yuck. Wanna see something haha?

[A]ccording to Joe Desantis, who works for the Newt 2012 campain.

"Just asked Newt… the picture on TMZ is not him… remarkable resemblance though." he wrote on Twitter.

Nice damage control, Newt. Denial always works. Always always.

Also, huh? I mean, why? Why is he denying this? It's not like there's anything illegal about going on two-week vacation when you're supposed to be campaigning. And I'm 99 percent sure that Slobodan Milošević died in 2006, and that's the only other guy it could be.