From the Pork Barrel: When Billy Met Johnny

* "Mr. President, I want to grow up to be just like you. But more so."

* Michele Bachmann rises in the polls. Now only losing by a lot.

* Progressives gather to share disappointment that un-progressive president isn't more progressive.

* Tim Pawlenty continues campaigning hard for coveted Romney's lapdog position.

* Isn't it about time that poor people started eating rich people's shit… literally?

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