* "Mr. President, I want to grow up to be just like you. But more so."
* Michele Bachmann rises in the polls. Now only losing by a lot.
* Progressives gather to share disappointment that un-progressive president isn't more progressive.
* Tim Pawlenty continues campaigning hard for coveted Romney's lapdog position.
* Isn't it about time that poor people started eating rich people's shit… literally?
Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, John Kennedy, Liberals, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Polls, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans, Tim Pawlenty