Tworld News: Week of July 8, 2011

Another week of news, another thousands of years worth of tweets. We've handled the filtering:

Thank goodness for the Twitter Town Hall — officially integrating Twitter should relieve the political landscape of its overabundance of grammatically correct sentences and fully-developed thoughts.

Would it kill you people to stop being such innocent toddlers about this verdict?

It's Nancy Grace time.

It's hard to imagine that Obama's parents would have considered putting him up for adoption. Why would you not want to have a son who becomes the President? So weird.

First the glass ceiling, then the debt ceiling, when will the ceiling-related injustice stop??

No news is good news. Except for the people working at "News of the World" when they received the news that there would be no news.

Fortunately I won't have to explain why "Michele Bachmann porn" is in my Google search history anymore. As to "John McCain porn"…

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Tags: Barack Obama, Debt, Michele Bachmann, Nancy Grace, Rupert Murdoch, Town Hall, Tworld News