Do you know what I would do right now if I were Rupert Murdoch and I found myself caught in the widening gyre of this News of the World scandal? I'd climb into the sack of a kangaroo and have it hop me away back to merry ol' Australia where nothing ever goes wrong and everybody always smiles.
But I suppose such childishly simplistic views of the world have no place in News Corp. or any of its properties…
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