Tworld News: Week of July 15, 2011

News and comedy, comedy and news: we're keeping you on the edge of your tweet all week long.

Confused about the debt ceiling? Don't be! Picture the American economy as a house. The debt ceiling is the creepy guy hiding in the shrubbery with a gallon of gasoline and a book of matches.

Could it be any more obvious that Rupert Murdoch is just jealous that Rupert Grint is now the most relevant person named Rupert?

When your parents find your gay porn collection, just be glad they aren't the Bachmanns. Actually, when your parents do anything, be glad they aren't the Bachmanns.

This reminds me of a time when I stormed out of a debt ceiling meeting. It was blown out of proportion. I was the President of the United States. It was a dream.

It was all fun and games until opium got involved. Then it was wild'n'crazy fun and less organized games. Then someone got assassinated.

Senator Lori Klein whipped out her pistol and caused a kerfuffle on Twitter. Somewhere, Anthony Weiner reached for his ruler.

You know who should go to jail? All the lazy headline writers who described Roger Clemens' mistrial as a 'foul.'

Google+ is great!! I love it!!! #GoogleIsAlwaysWatching

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Tags: Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Debt, Eric Cantor, Google, Hamid Karzai, Marcus Bachmann, Michele Bachmann, Roger Clemens, Rupert Murdoch, Twitter, Tworld News