Tworld News: Week of July 22, 2011

There aren't enough tweets in the world to cover all the wild news that went down this week. That's not true, there definitely, absolutely are, but these are the best.

In unfortunate political news, we were sadly reminded of our hesitance to elect a woman for President: About once every month they get these debilitating, attitude-effecting migraines. It's just too bad.

Does this mean that Buzz Lightyear will have to change his slogan and that store will just be called "Bed, Bath and Honestly That's It"?

The 1920's called, it said we can keep the pie gag!!

This clearly isn't about the scandal, it's about hating Rupert! And his wife. And his son. And the massive scandal.

Whistleblowers should consider using a less loud instrument to reveal valuable secrets that people would kill to protect. Maybe a pan flute?

Conservatives are cool with using the Internet on the grounds that, at the rate technology is moving, 1998 is the new 1950s. Commence AOL chat room debate!

Good thing all that debt stuff got cleared up so we could stop talking about it this week.

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you — Oh, it is a lightsaber. Great.

It's incredible how much Americans care about not caring about soccer.

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Tags: Michele Bachmann, NASA, Rupert Murdoch, Soccer, Tim Pawlenty, Twitter, Tworld News