• Rep. David Wu Resigning from Congress to Spend More Time Bouncing Around on Tail (Presumably)

    Tiger suit-wearing/pill-popping/alleged "unwanted sexual encounter"-giving/congressperson from Oregon David Wu has announced that he is stepping down from his congressional seat

    Representative David Wu, a Democrat from Oregon, said Tuesday that he will resign from Congress after allegations that he had had a sexual encounter with a young woman.

    Mr. Wu, a seven-term member of Congress, said in a statement that he intended to fight what he called "very serious allegations." But he said that he would resign as soon as the debt ceiling fight in Washington was over…

    Mr. Wu has been under fire for months as he fought earlier allegations of a mental breakdown after a divorce last year. In February, several staff members quit after describing erratic behavior and unwanted e-mails that included a picture of Mr. Wu dressed in a tiger outfit.

    Ugh. I don't know what's wrong with this guy, but I hope he figures it out and puts a heavy lid on it. Maybe he should spend some time in a nice place away from people, where he can relax with his thoughts and sort through his problems.

    This looks like a nice option.


    Tags: Animals, David Wu, House of Representatives, Oregon, Sex

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