Dan Savage Has Santorum by the "Rick"

I don't like to say that Dan Savage gave Rick Santorum's last name its very special meaning. I prefer to think that it was there all along just waiting for someone to uncover it.

Like, you know how sculptors will say that they chip away at a block of marble until they discover the nymph hiding within? Well, I think that similarly, Rick Santorum always had this "frothy mix of lube and fecal matter" in his soul, and it took a sex-columnist like Savage to discover it.

Could there also be a similar definition lying in wait within the name "Rick"? That's really for Rick Santorum to decide…

Uh oh. Looks like the man with the grossest name in politics is off to a bad start so far.

(via Talking Points Memo)

Tags: Dan Savage, LGBT, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Sex