• Why Does Scarlett Johansson Hate Our Troops?

    You know, I'm starting to think that Andrew Breitbart and David Mamet and Mr. Snuffleupagus* are right about Hollywood stars' utter and disgraceful disdain for America

    Sgt. Dustin L. Williams posted a two-minute video last week in which he asks Johansson to be his date to the November 10 ball. As you may remember, "Friends With Benefits" stars Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake both received similar video invites in recent weeks (and both stars have said they'll attend).

    Johansson, however, won't be able to make an appearance as she'll be in Europe shooting a film at the time, her rep told The Famous. But she will be sending a case of champagne in her stead.

    Oh, so Little Miss Other Boleyn Girl is too busy traipsing around Europe hobnobbing with what I can only assume are a bunch of Europeans to spend a night honoring Apple Pie and Purple Mountains Majesty by slowdancing to "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You" with one of our beloved boys in uniform?

    And to add insult to injury, she's sending a case of champagne?! Champagne?!?! Oooo la la, Sassoon! French Coors Lite!

    What did our troops ever do to deserve such disrespect from Hanoi Scarlett over here?

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    * I could swear that I saw some kind of a weird rant by Snuffleupagus up on Big Hollywood a while back, but I can't find it at the moment. Could be I'm confusing him with Jon Voight.

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    Tags: Alcohol, Europe, Military, Movies

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