The most informative tweets about the funniest news stories this week. No wait, that's not right.
After that whole debt ceiling crisis, it was pretty clear that our economy had no where to go but up…
Newt Gingrich spent all of his money at Tiffany's and on Twitter so he could have a T-Party. And so he could be millions of dollars in debt.
Barack Obama turned 50, spent approximately 1 minute feeling bad about being old, then went back to feeling bad about all the other mountains of shit he has to deal with.
Congress has an 82% disapproval rating. That's the funny part.
Remember that time you found a dollar in your pocket but you don't know how it got there? It's like that times ONE MILLION.
Good thing a debt deal was reached, for a second there it looked like the government was making a childish game out of our country's livelihood.
Fox News attacks Spongebob for global warming agenda– wait until Squidward comes out of the closet, then it's all over.
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