All Glory to Michele Bachmann's Newsweek Photo

Hmmm…

There's something vaguely unsettling about Michele Bachmann's image on the cover of Newsweek, and I can't quite put my finger on it…

I don't know… For some reason I have this overwhelming compulsion to purge gay people of their basic human rights all of a sudden.

I can't prove it empirically, but I just know deep down in my heart that it's what Jesus and Superman and the other Founding Fathers would have wanted.

Tags: Futurama, Michele Bachmann, Newsweek, Primaries, Republicans