* All this press that Michele Bachmann's been receiving must really be getting to Sarah Palin, because she has now quit quitting her national non-campaign bus tour.
* Apparently, Palin's bus is being sucked in by the gravitation pull of all the TV cameras descending upon Iowa.
* "Can Ron Paul win it all in Iowa?" Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooo.
* American Bar Association wants stricter rules for lobbying. Time to have Congress shut these guys down, huh?
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