From the Pork Barrel: The Return of Sarah Palin's Sarah Palin Awareness Tour

* All this press that Michele Bachmann's been receiving must really be getting to Sarah Palin, because she has now quit quitting her national non-campaign bus tour.

* Apparently, Palin's bus is being sucked in by the gravitation pull of all the TV cameras descending upon Iowa.

* "Can Ron Paul win it all in Iowa?" Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooo.

* American Bar Association wants stricter rules for lobbying. Time to have Congress shut these guys down, huh?

* The Onion: "New GOP Strategy Involves Reelecting Obama, Making His Life Even More Miserable."

Tags: Barack Obama, Iowa, Iowa Straw Poll, Law & Order, Lobbyists, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans, Ron Paul, Sarah Palin, The Onion, Transportation