From the Pork Barrel: Rick Santorum Explains the Economy

* Now I don't feel so bad for not buying a wedding gift for my friends Steve and Harvey. Turns out their marriage killed the economy!

* Farmers appear to be absorbing conservative talking points faster than soybeans absorb Monsanto chemicals.

* Silly president. Martha's Vineyard is for fund raising, not vacationing.

* Faced the option of shoving his foot or food in his mouth, Rick Perry opts for food.

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