Sarah Palin, regular person who's just drivin' around the country in a bus on her family vacation, made a little home video to show the folks back in Alaska how much fun she's havin', what with her fair-goin' and beauty queen huggin' and fried butter eatin' and picture posin' and almost-complete-sentence-sayin' and not runnin' for presidentin'.
But wait! There's a surprise ending!
At last we learn the terrible truth: Sarah Palin is a werebear.
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