Happy Music Monday, everyone! We haven't participated in a while, so let's get back to the foundations of American rock n' roll with…
Featuring the all-time classics:
"Johnny Be Good — Or I'll Shoot You"
"Roll Over Beethoven — Or I'll Shoot You"
"Brown Eyed Handsome Man… That's All I Have to Be to Become President, Right?"
"Perry Pickin' (Off Coyotes with My Laser-Pointed Glock)"
"Little Queenie (Song for Marcus Bachmann)"
"School Day (Ring! Ring! Goes the Bell for Creationism Class)"
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