From the Pork Barrel: V for Libya!

* Libyan rebels storm Muammar Qaddafi's compound, finding nothing but the former dictator's multitudinous changes of spelling.

* Muammar Qaddafi: "I am not going to leave this land, I will die here as a martyr." And failing that, as a piñata.

* GOP candidates still struggling to think up reasons to be mad at Obama for Libyan revolution.

* Rick Perry abstains from making sense on abstinence education.

* Sarah Palin says something or other about her un-candidacy for non-president.

John Boehner's anti-gay lawyer also apparently anti-facts.

* How bad is President Obama's approval rating? So low America seriously considering Mitt Romney.

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