From the Pork Barrel: Boys Will Be Boys

* Conservatives accuse Barack Obama of going to college, wearing a hat.

* I'd be tempted to suggest that Mitt Romney's poll numbers and belief in science might be directly correlated, but that sounds waaaaaay too sciencey.

* Oh! It turns out Indiana State Rep. Phillip Hinkle just hired that male prostitute to, you know, talk about "baseball and the view." You know, like regular straight men.

* Eric Cantor: Earthquake damage? That's a spending cut. Hurricane damage? That's a spending cut. Cutting spending? Ooh, you better believe that's a spending cut.

Tags: Barack Obama, Climate Change, Eric Cantor, Indiana, Mitt Romney, Natural Disasters, Phillip Hinkle, Polls, Pork Barrel, Primaries, Republicans, Science & Technology, State Legislature